Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Elevator Incident

So there are a lot of Korean families living in our condo, and I must admit, a lot of them are pretty good looking. Now, there's this particular Korean guy that I think is really cute. However, he's always surrounded by his friends. Oh, and he also carries his guitar around all the time for some reason. Seriously. Of all the instances I've happened to catch a glimpse of him, he's carrying his guitar in a guitar case slung around his back- in the street near the condo, in the condo lobby, in the elevator, etc. etc. I could seriously deduce that this guy probably sleeps, poops and takes a bath with his guitar.

"Myyyyy preeecciiooouuusss"

Yesterday, however, as I left for uni and boarded the elevator, it stopped at some floor I can't even remember. You'll understand why since the person that went into the elevator with me..was that Korean guy sans friends. Still carrying his guitar unfortunately. But still, it was him. OH MY  GOSH IT WAS HIM! I swear, I think I even caught him smile at me as he entered and pushed the "close elevator door" button. At this point he had his back to me and was occupying the front half of the elevator while I occupied the back half.

"I should totally make my move"

I tried acting rather aloof and uncaring, so my little crush on him wouldn't be obvious. I leaned on the back elevator wall and slumped down a bit, but as I did so, my backpack produced this weird scraping/crunching sound, which was probably a combination of the stuff in my backup getting crunched together and the scrape of the metal zipper against the metal wall. Quite frankly, it sounded like I just let a huge fart rip. 

"Oops. Time to disappear."

Everything was silent for a few seconds. I thought he hadn't noticed. Perhaps he had some sort of hearing problem? Also, I didn't have to worry about him smelling it since I didn't even fart for real in the first place. I was about to breathe out a sigh of relief when he slowly, deliberately turned around and flashed me this face:

"What the heck is wrong with you, woman?"

At that instant, the elevator doors opened and he hurriedly scurried out, subtly fanning the air around him, presumably holding his breath all the way till he reached the lobby doors and stepped outside. Guess this ruins my chances with him? 

Rrrriiipp,

20 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHHAHA.
    This was hilarious.
    Korean guys only like Japanese girls though, in my experience.

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  2. awwww-
    hahahhhahaha
    that was funny but must have beeen one hell of embarassing moment =/ for you.

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  3. If that single "incident" makes him like you less, then he's not worth it.

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  4. haha. I'm pretty sure he did that just to play hard to get =D

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  5. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHA. OMGEEEEEEZ. YOU SO FUNNYYYYY. I LOVES YOU. AND HOPE I DONT CHOKE UP ON MY OWN LAUGH, FOR I IZ LAUGHING SO HARD. :D :D :D

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  6. Haha. Funny, at least he noticed you, eh?

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  7. Oh my, that's hilarious. I think he will remember you because of that.

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  8. hahaha this was too funny! *dies* poor you :O but that guy was super mean to fan the air around him. if he were a nice guy he would have TOTALLY ignored it.

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  9. That's so rude of him to actually look at you like that and exit the elevator fanning himself!!! I hate that guy.

    Don't worry Isha, there are lots of nicer guys around. Stop looking at your condo. God I'm sure there's quite a bunch of cute guys you might like in your university! XD

    Don't feel too embarrassed though. You made your readers happy with this story anyway. LOL.

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  10. haha.. I almost died of laughter. What should we do? change your face so you'll have another shot? haha.. kidding.

    Don't worry dear, not all love stories started in perfect encounter. You'll never know.. Hugs...

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  11. Hahaha ah that sounds like something that would happen to me. Maybe he'll forget about it?
    Enjoyed reading this :D

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    you should come check it out!

    :D

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  13. Oh nooo! Why do stupid things happen when you're around your crush! Well, it was very funny Oo
    I hope you talk to him real soon.

    =)

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  14. hahah!! so so funny!! couldn't stop laughing for a good 2 minutes!!!
    And I too tend to do the most ridiculous things in front of my crush (like trip down the stairs in a very very loud manner.. still grieving over that). Good luck with him!!!

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  15. Dammnnnn girrrrlll.
    He's a meanie. ;(

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