Thursday, August 4, 2011

But I Need My Umbrella. :(

My net’s been shot the past couple of days and I’ve nearly lost my mind. You are now aware of the fact that my sanity rests on whether or not I get to stare mindlessly at a computer screen for hours on end. But hey, I enjoy refreshing my Facebook page and poking random people I’ve only met once or twice in my life for no reason at all and surfing the interwebs, for what, I shall not tell. *cue evil laugh here* Also yes, dear reader, it does appear that I have no life because it is the truth.

Anyway, it’s time for another random stuff of life that I hate: PEOPLE WHO STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOKING UMBRELLAS. *Elbows the ribs of the person who stole my umbrella* Yes, I’m dedicating this post to you, you thief! My umbrella was brand new, with a dark blue shade, rather plain yet mature-looking. The kind of umbrellas you would find people holding in those movies with those aerial shots while it was raining.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but meh. Close enough.

I was happy. My umbrella and I were happy together. It’s been raining almost everyday the past few weeks and I found my new umbrella nearly indispensable, so for it to be suddenly snatched away from me without any warning as it chilled on our college’s umbrella rack was heartbreaking, to say the least. Why me? Why my umbrella? Why, I ask. WHY?

Because of you, you umbrella thief, I now have to revert back to my old umbrella, the one that made me decide I needed a new one in the first place. Just in case anyone was wondering, it is bright pink, has a short handle and is covered with prints of flowers and hearts and Hello Kitty heads (clearly meant for some random girly toddler). I admit I look rather stupid and childish prancing around in the rain with my Hello Kitty umbrella while wearing my grown-up looking white uniform. I swear, if life had background music, one of Barney’s songs would be playing around me as I walked to the college. Most probably the “If all the raindrops were candy drops and gumdrops, Oh what a rain that would be” one.

Even this kid has a better looking umbrella than me.

Ah well, I just hope that the person who stole my umbrella will find it all worth his/her efforts and my suffering. But let it be known that ever since my umbrella got stolen about three days ago, I still diligently check the umbrella rack in case my umbrella is ever returned. I still have a tiny grain of hope that it will be returned, but with each passing day, I find that hope slowly shrinking. 


In other news, I will continue re-watching Zodiac starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Robert Downey Jr., and Mark Ruffalo tonight and I will also probably squeeze some study time in between. The story of the real Zodiac Killer, who actually went around killing people in parts of Northern California at some point is already pretty interesting, with the killer taunting police, news people and the public by making phone calls to them, writing letters and sending cryptograms. His case is still open in some parts where he killed people to this day. 

Stay dry, 


  1. oh my this is really funny. I love it. Well, sorry for laughing, i know how hard it is to lose a good umbrella. I also carry an umbrella with me allllll the time. I can't leave home without it and I'll surely get pissed if ever someone stole it. I hope the person who took your umbrella will rot in hell. lol...

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  3. LOOOOOL!!
    This post is sooo funny!!! xD

  4. bright pink is coool!
    and btw, you have been awarded at my blog. Awards self-destruct after three weeks, so make sure you remember to check it out!
    P.S: Sorry for bothering you.

  5. I never walk, always go cycling, so I never use an umbrella. DIE HARD THROUGH THE RAIN, SOAKING WET WHEN I ARRIVE. THAT'S ME.

  6. I pray from the depth of my heart that you be re-united with your umbrella soon.

  7. dood, if you bought that umbrella at our local mall it's highly likely that someone mistook it for theirs? :) but then again they would notice that they had two of the same umbrella or something >_<;

  8. an umbrella stealer? how low can people get :O LOLOLOL. and i like your 'huhuhu'. ♥

  9. ROFL. Oh woman you crack me up!
    Be glad your count is only one. Mine is 5+ (and I hope to say AND NOT COUNTING).

  10. ishahime dear, have you read my email? I am requesting you to guest post on my blog. just let me know if your up for it. I know your busy with school. so i will understand if you said no. I just want to take chances. thanks dear. :)

  11. : { D Don't we all love FB stalking ~?
    & I've got 2 umbrella's stolen from me in the same week last year : " O
    Fooking Umbrella Thiefs ~


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