Friday, July 15, 2011

Growing Old is Mandatory, Growing Up Is Optional

Today is a wonderful day. A glorious, magnificent, awesome day. A day filled with joy and hope. Well, it's supposed to be, at least. It's the fifteenth of July today. It's also my birthday.

"Whoop-de-doo"

Today, exactly eighteen years ago, I was extracted from my mother's womb and slapped on the butt so hard it made me cry. And that's how my life started out. Wonderful. Now, I've always been rather apprehensive of birthdays, since they always remind me that I'm significantly older. This particular birthday however, makes me cringe the most. I'm an "adult" now, well, by society's definition anyway, but I don't really want to be. For one, I can't really distribute CP anymore. Now, it'll just be P. Ha, I kid. (Plus points to whoever gets that)

Anyway, I don't think I'm going to have the whole debut thing. You know, with the poofy dresses and the eighteen roses shizz. I find it rather boring and not at all fun. I do have plans, today, though. I will go to my Neuroanatomy class at the university and study about more brain stuff, eat a cold lunch alone, and promptly hang myself in my room. 


Either that, or I'll simply mourn the death of my childhood years. I wish I could hold a giveaway or something but I don't really have the means for that right now. 

Hmm. Well, this post was rather depressing for a birthday post, eh? Very well, it's time to be obligatorily happy! I propose a toast to another year, and the many more years to come! Hoo-ha! Even though I might not get even one of the things I want for my birthday, I'm happy that I get to spend today with some of the people who've made my life rather bearable the past couple of years. Oh well, here's some rainbow food porn for all of you out there:

This doesn't really change the fact that I can go to "adult" jail now. 

XOXO,
blabbed by ishashime on Friday, July 15, 2011

15 comments:

  1. Jodie-Ann MucklerJuly 15, 2011 at 8:50 AM

    Hehe happy birthday :)
    I hate my birthday. I hate growing up for some reason. o.o

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  2. Jodie-Ann MucklerJuly 15, 2011 at 8:51 AM

    Well, getting older. xD

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  3. cricketfreakJuly 15, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    Happy 18th birthday! When's the party :D

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  4. MehwiskyJuly 15, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    Happy birthday!
    If this cheers you up, you can now legally download actual porn? :p
    Cheers.

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  5. UnknownJuly 15, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Happy Birthday.. awww 18! I can barely remember my 18th birthday! but I know I was happy being 18.

    wish you all the best..

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  6. EzaziJuly 15, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    YAYAYAY!! HAPPY ADULTHOOD BIRTHDAY!! HAVE A BLAAAAASTTT!! :D:D

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  7. Furree KattJuly 15, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    HAPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYY ♥
    i hope your day goes by wonderfully and does not end up with you hanging yourself in your room.
    love you!

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  8. DelilahJuly 18, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    :| I'm late. I did not know.
    Happy belated birthday ishashime. I hope you had a good one and made some mess.
    I need updates on the day =)
    Here, have some cheesecake! =D

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  9. emilias<3July 18, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Happy belated birthday:) Hope it was good!

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  10. emilias<3July 18, 2011 at 5:38 AM

    Happy belated birthday:) Hope it was good!

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  11. Hanis.July 23, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY.

    I'm sorry for the lateness but I don't get updates from you even though I'm following you ;(

    *hugs*

    Hope you had an amazing time.

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  12. zaynab.July 24, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    ; A ; iMissed out on saying the special words to you on your day.
    N o o o o o o < " 3

    Happy { B E L A T E D } Birthday though.
    Happy Happy Sweet 18th B-Day ! ! !
    iHope it was a truly awesome day ~
    ; D iWould love an Asian pop-star as a gift too though.
    But you never know when he could come ~

    & iWish some real food like that.
    All iGot is plain bagels : (

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  13. AnonymousJuly 27, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

    I would have said it on time, but my internet connection was shot for a couple of days :/

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  14. ishashimeJuly 27, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    @Jodie-Ann: thankyou! i love birthdays cause i get presents. haha. but then this birthday in particular sucks most of all. :|

    @cricketfreak: all day everyday!

    @Mehwinsky: hahaha. i guess. xD

    @mayen: thanks. and yeah, i guess when i'm older i would really want to be 18 again.

    @Ezazi: thanks. haha. i will. or i'll try. :)

    @Furree Katt: aww. thankyou! love you too, Furree! :D

    @Delilah: it's okay. haha. not uch to update, just ate out with some friends. haha. also, yay cheesecake! i hope it's strawberry. I LOVE STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE. OM NOM NOM.

    @emilias<3: thanks. it was, in a way. :)

    @Hanis: thankyouuu! aww, really? i don't know why that is. huhu.

    @iZaynab: it's okay. :) and i would want some rainbow food, too. haha.

    @Anon!: no problemo! thankyouu! :D

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  15. MysticalJuly 28, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THIS POST! SHAME ON ME. :'(
    Happy belated birthday! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    Haha that part about getting extracted and slapped was a bit graphic, but still hilarious.
    Aww it sucks spending your birthday alone. :(
    FOOD! <3 *pant pant* You broke me down with the porn. ;P

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