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My entire routine consists of sleeping, waking up, eating, playing Sims 2/watching TV till early evening, and then eating once more. At this point, I shall go to sleep again and the process repeats itself in the morning. I've become so bored that I've made life extremely miserable for my Simmies. For example:
I've killed them off every which way possible. Death by flies, death by drowning, death by starvation, death by fire, etc. Only to resurrect them again and torture them some more.
Death by hail. Second only to my favorite: death by satellite.
I've stuffed their little faces with so much food (mostly burgers) that they look like Jabba the Hutt.
Sorry ladies, but this here hottie's married.
Also, I let them get busy *wink wink* in the bedroom more than usual...
...waaaay more than usual.
Okay, so I'm not really that bad (mostly). I've just been really really bored. However, I've recently acquired a game called Amnesia: The Dark Descent. You can view its wiki page here. I'm thinking this'll tide me over for a while. They say Amnesia is one of the scariest computer games to date, and I've decided to try it out.
You play a guy named Daniel, and everything is set in the year 1839. And well, you can just view the wiki page. I'm at the point where you have to collect a couple of chemicals to dissolve the red gunk that's blocking some of the doors (and which also hates me for some reason). I've already encountered two monsters to date, and I'm already pretty psyched. I scream like a little sissy when I see one of the monsters in game which look like these:
Gyaaaa! I think my freaking out is pretty understandable.
Oh, and did I mention you don't have anything to fight these..these...things with? The best you can do is throw a rock or something at it, and all that does is immobilize it for a while, as you run away screaming your head off. My brother has already asked me a dozen times to quiet down and he's in the other room with the TV on at a pretty high volume. Well, let's just see how this goes. I'm getting pretty scared already. Tee-hee.
Ta Ta,
The Sims can be hilarious if played correctly. You, ma'am, are playing it correctly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, how did you get the costum site icon thingy? (Purple face instead of the usual orange Blogger logo)
I love the third screenshot.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should start on Sims too. Then I'll invent even cooler ways to make them die a painful death.
Death by satellite? There, my friend, is creativity at its best.
ReplyDeleteI really need to get Sims 2.
And that Amnesia games seems pretty scary. A horror computer game? That's new.
I've got to try it. [:
I've seen lots of people make pictures and videos out of Sims, but I never bothered trying. :/
ReplyDeleteI usually play the arcade computer games (Diner Dash, Blasterball Remix, Cake Mania, etc.), so I'll definitely give horror a try. :D
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THE SIMSSS!!! <3
I once played from like five o'clock in the evening to two o'clock in the morning. XD
Obsession? I think yes.
You’re Sims death are hilarious. I only tried drowning and starvation. I’m playing Sims 3 now. I definitely have to try death by flies.lol. Aww.. poor simmies.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you’re lucky you still have days to waste. Once you start working you will desperately ask for days like that. Well, at least that’s true for me. Lol.
I’m not sure if I’ll be able to handle Amnesia. It looks really scary. :)
I tried getting into the Sims various times, but I think maybe it was their gibberish talk that turned me off. I dunno.
ReplyDeleteHaha, please tell me that all of those babies on the floor are merely getting neglected and are actually still alive. Wow.
Never played Amnesia, but, if you should happen to own a gamecube and haven't played Eternal Darkness, then I should tell you that it is an absolute must buy!
x P iDon't play Sims.
ReplyDeleteBut if it's possible to kill off characters, iDo it.
Aha. iLove to drown them.
hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
I love your blog already, and this is the first post I've read.
THE SIMS ARE LOVE ♥
ReplyDeletemy brother and i used to play it a lot.
LOL @ the guy stuffing his face with food and the million babies. i actually laughed out loud at that.
THAT SCARY GAME LOOKS REALLY SCARY. i love screaming at stuff like that! you and i should totally play this together.
you is too funny.
Haven't played Amnesia, but it seems like Frictional Games has done amazing work.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.I used to do the same when I played Sims Cast Away. You can kill simmies with....monkeys xP
ReplyDelete@Fang: why thankyou, good sir. haha. as for the custom site icon thingy, it's called a favicon. there's a tutorial here: http://beth-amomslife.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-to-creat-at-favicon-in-blogger.html
ReplyDelete@AcetylCholine: ooh. perhaps you should. :D
@Fiona: yeah. i actually discovered that by accident. my sim was just mindlessly staring at the stars, when suddenly a freakin' satellite crushes him completely. i was like wth. haha. and yeah, Amnesia is pretty scary. you should try it. :)
@Beyond Timid: Sims can be pretty fun. haha. and oh, i like games like Diner Dash, too. my taste in games is like super varied. xD
@Jodie-Ann: *raises hand* guilty! i do that, too. haha.
@mayen: thanks. haha. i haven't tried Sims 3 yet. looks great, though. and yeah, i don't think i won't have a lot of free days when i'm working, so i'm making the most of it now. xD i don't know if i can continue playing Amnesia now. i'm pretty scared. haha.
@Martin Alexander: but their gibberish talk is cute! haha. oh and yes, those babies are all still very much alive. for now. haha. i sadly do not own a gamecube, but if i ever get around to getting one, i'll be sure to check out that recommendation of yours. thanks! :)
@iZaynab: yes, it is very possible to kill your characters. haha.
@Lemons Don't Make Lemonade: why, thankyou. i am flattered. :)
@Furree Katt: haha. sadly my brother does not like the sims. xD and oh yes, we should definitely play together and have a screamfest! haha.
@ Sussch: Amnesia is the only game i've played by Frictional Games. but so far so good, so i think i'll check out the others in the near future. :)
@Kuroneko: really? haha. i didn't know that. xD
Oh, by the way, I nominated you for a Blog Award, and the rules tell me to let you know. So, here you go! http://bit.ly/iMjkBe
ReplyDeleteamnesia ruined my life ;_________;
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