got milk?

I don't really like warm milk. I don't think I even like milk in general that much (okay, I'll make an exception for chocolate milk). Milk is not really something that I happily drink whenever I have the chance. If grownups (a.k.a the old know-it-all's) did not force me to drink milk all the time because of all its calcium and other health benefits or whatever, then I wouldn't really bother drinking it. I like milk products (like ice cream) but not really milk itself. The only time I really ever get to taste it is when it is in my cereal bowl with all my cereal happily swimming in it or when I dunk my Oreo's in it (until those Oreo's become just the right amount of soggy).

Milk makes me wonder. I wonder who was the genius who first went up to a cow, pulled on that dangling thing under it (it's udder) and drank whatever came out. I also wonder how he convinced everyone else to try and do the same. Seriously, what?

"moo?"

Random blah: My internet connection has been acting up these past few days and it's starting to annoy me. I've tried fixing it but the problem still seems to persist. 

As for my phone, the guy who found it never texted me back. I guess he has no intention of returning it. Oh well. I just hope he gets no satisfaction whatsoever from what he has chosen to do.

Anyway, do you guys like milk?

Stay moo-velous,